DAVE: he loves it more than he loves me

DAVE: (if you love snow so much why dont you just marry it)

JOHN: (maybe i will.)

DAVE: (i didnt think youd hear that)

DAVE: hes one cocky little ass i can tell you that much

DAVE: those were extra important note books full of extra important shit

DAVE: extra important irreplaceable shit

DAVE: ok maybe not but thats my stuff man he even got a shirt ruined and its not even mine its his

DAVE: whats he gonna wear now. important questions

DAVE: too many times to count

JOHN: too many times to count.

zeborah:

because i got this ask and i jUST HAD TO DRAW IT SOMEHOW ;;

i figured it would be an OK christmas picture seeings i probably wouldn’t get anything done for it any sooner so merry christmeows, my friends (´∀`)

merry christmas (eve) everyone!!!

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DAVE: i swear this is what it must be like to be a single mother of two assholes